glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just cut my nipple shaving
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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