you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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