I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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