So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
