but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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