All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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