currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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