would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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