Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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