Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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