Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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