What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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