And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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