Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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