SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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