ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
