he thought i was a dude.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
