You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
