She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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