Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Less talking, more tequila
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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