He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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