Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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