you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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