So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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