He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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