I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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