I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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