Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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