And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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