Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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