if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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