I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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