my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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