Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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