Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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