My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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