you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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