Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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