is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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