He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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