love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Randomize
