did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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