i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
honey bunches of taint.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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