i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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