Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Did you pee in the oven last night??
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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