I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Do plants get herpes?
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