tell your sister to shave her snatch
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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