Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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