When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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