Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's a Shit stain on my heart
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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