I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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