Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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