But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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