I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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