YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So vagazzling was a success
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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