So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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