I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
