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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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